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January 7th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Our weather is so horrible right now, I think the new name for our area should be Bismarck, North Pole. Really, who can survive in negative 30 degree weather. This is ridiculous.
To make matters worse: Last year I had to buy the next size up in winter coats, cuz my expensive Columbia winter coat would not close cuz of my bigness. You guessed it, this year, my LARGER, expensive Columbia winter coat does not close. And if I do zip it up, it’s obviously TOO TIGHT on me! What a pig I am – and that’s what I look like when the coat is zipped up.
So, what do I do on days like this? AAAAAHHHHHHHH! Time to take the weight condition SERIOUSLY for real, once and for all! So, I have cut back on when and how much I’m eating, and I’m trying to drink lots of water. I just wish that I had time to run over to the mall and walk. I need to walk, my joints are hurting soooo bad from lack of exercise.
Oh yeah, lack of exercise: I’ve also noticed that I get out of breath easier from allowing myself to vegitate into this fat blimp. Which means, my stamina is GONE! Why do I have to be so cruel to myself.
Again, I need therapy. I hope the therapy people read this, and send lots of stupid responses to our aid. Yeah, right, they can cure me, HAHAHAHAHA.
As if I don’t know what’s wrong with me, and as if I don’t know how to correct it.
January 8th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Helloooooo lady! I didn’t know you had a blog?! Yay!
January 8th, 2010 at 10:37 am
It’s new obviously. I wanted to join in the blogging fun!
January 9th, 2010 at 11:09 am
so, obviously whatever we write here is for the whole world to see. so I can’t really say what I want to say, because others will misconstrue the intent behind my words!
So WHO are the LUSHERS! AND why are they reading this? AND do they also have issues with losing and gaining weight???
If “the others” are reading this, then I’m not going to be truthful!
Hey, I’ve already gone down a size in clothing! Yeah me!